Bella by gawd
tycio
https://www.change.org/p/nickelodeon-viacom-keep-sex-fetishism-out-of-children-s-television

When I was five
tycio
Every couple years or so I seem to remember then quickly forget this event. This latest time I just realized a new side to it though...

In all technicality... Did I create pornography of myself and give it to my teacher, thus making them in possession of child porn? Also the picture I drew I did as a school project she assigned so she might havd also been worried of being accused of commissioning it.

For decades I had always attributed the anger directed at me, the trouble I got in, as angry old ladies who hated naughty bits. Perhaps religious or man-hating. Viewing it in this new light gives me more sympathy though. They maynhve feared for themselves or my safety from legal repercussions. Hard to say. Not much of an internet in 1991 and they did not seem savvy enough for UseNet. Not sure if laws had gotten as farnas drawings by then ir if they would know of it via newspaper or board meetings.

Must have logged this before but the essence is in art class we were to draw a mosquito and then behind it the skin of a part of our body it had landed on. I figure the implication being it was sucking or about to sucm blood but I do not recall it being explicitly specified. I think it was titled "there's a mosquito on my..." And then we would fill it in. Most did arm/knee. I only remember myself getting in trouble.

I do not recall what word I used. Might have been "dink" as I do not think it was penis. Regardless I put a lot of time and peach crayon ( ornwas that pencil crayon?) Into reproducing mine. I really wish I knew what happened to the drawing. Nudity is allowed on deviant art but when the subject matter is a closeup of an animal sucking on a five year old boy's penis, even if he drew it himself as a naughty prank on the teacher in kindegarten, people still might protest about it.

I guessnI could try to remake it. Would not fill me with awe as locating my original work would though. Who knows how the subject matter changed in 25 years.

Killed a mosquito buzzing around while I was taking a piss just now. Obvious trigger. Crossley and Seagull are likely retired and even if Walter Scott kept kinder art projects 2.5 decades I suspect they shredded this after getting me in trouble over it.

Cannot remember if it was my mom or gramma who ended up speaking to them. Maybe gram. Nor which teacher assigned it... C and S seemed like a team.
ust You
There is just no decent way to ask old ladies if they remember events like this. Which sucks because thy might remember it better.

Oh mosquitopenis why must you haunt my dreams...

Thirty three ago
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http://web.archive.org/web/20130924235822/http://wizardchan.org/faq.html
30歳まで童貞を貫くと魔法使いになれる
sanjyuu sai made doutei wo uranuku to mahoutsukai ni nareru
If you pass the age of thirty as a virgin, you become a wizard.

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I read for the humor.

DesuStorage is cool
tycio
I wonder who submitted this https://desustorage.org/tg/thread/46164372

Rape rules
tycio
https://www.reddit.com/r/rpg/comments/2zrixg/serious_girls_of_rrpg_how_many_of_you_have_had/

I bet rape would be much less offensive in games if there were more extensiev combat rules about it, I think a lot of the butthurt comes from GMs taking sides.

Halflings
tycio
http://io9.gizmodo.com/a-playful-and-nsfw-webcomic-about-the-sex-lives-of-ha-1713637920

Who would think that I would find Gizmodo something to thank for directing me to hobbit-pr0n

http://buttsmithy.com/archives/comic/fgsfds

I think this is the Gawker shit I'm supposed to be boycotting...

But now, the more money they make, the more bux for Hulk Hogan.

Conquer or Destroy
tycio
Waifu of the week: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdEo_t-iVbM

Much as I like conquering the universe, if she grabbed me by the butt and threw me in her jail, I could tolerate her wrecking all planets to bask in her delight.

Christ
tycio
http://gijinka.blogspot.ca/2015/09/chapter-1-introduction.html

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tycio
Sexual Chocolate wants to know what Catholicism has against him.

He also would like to know how much the bulletproof walls of the Pope mobile cost and how many wheelchair ramps could be constructed for that amount.

He would also like to know how tall the Vatican City walls are and how many shelters for the homeless could be constructed out of its masonry elements.

Some wrestlers like to bridge but the Mae Young's babydaddy still likes to build his wall.

Nation of Domination wants to know the comparative mass of stone between those barriers surrounding The Vatican and those bridges leading to it.

http://8ch.net/pol/res/5041559.html

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